better than being some stepford bitch in paradise
boulevardofhuntersdreams:

juilagillardvevo:

frexiste:

braydaaan:

club-heaven:

lazita:

totallytransparent:

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

i cant even stop watching this


such smooth
very lips
wow

GUYS GO ON THE APP

boulevardofhuntersdreams:

juilagillardvevo:

frexiste:

braydaaan:

club-heaven:

lazita:

totallytransparent:

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

i cant even stop watching this

such smooth

very lips

wow

GUYS GO ON THE APP

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

my-nerdiverse:

iggy-soda:

sandslashing:

mindykalingisme:

megajakeroo:

brownmanandfree:

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo

ya fine piece of dick

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

meganxking:


The original character descriptions of Friends 

a paleontologist. not that it matters.

meganxking:

The original character descriptions of Friends

a paleontologist. not that it matters.

paigalynn95:

Yes to all of them!!

notmoose-winchester:

i CAN’T rn

notmoose-winchester:

i CAN’T rn

inderlander:

"Do it." (x)

playingfordean:

Misha kept good on his promise from last year! Handed out a TON of coffee at the Hall H line today!

Saint Collins strikes again

playingfordean:

Misha kept good on his promise from last year! Handed out a TON of coffee at the Hall H line today!

Saint Collins strikes again