ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
This would probably have been deadlier than their actual lasers.
i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
"dirty bikers" are my favorite people
JK Rowling got the idea for Hagrid after talking to a “dirty biker” in a pub, where he spent the better part of an hour talking enthusiastically about how well his garden was blooming.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute" to "SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY”