better than being some stepford bitch in paradise
johntalkstoyou:

theonion:

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

The onion is on point as always
madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

destinationtoast:

We shipped these two tables together. We’re into the height difference - and the knotting.

destinationtoast:

We shipped these two tables together. We’re into the height difference - and the knotting.

raggedypaperman:

tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode 

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ariaste:

kaytara-art:

So I really wanted to create this meme.

I present to you

Romantically Inept Crowley

You can add your own version of it here.

THIS IS THE BEST THING

sica49:

"Rahm Emanuel is not caring about our schools; he is not caring about our safety. He only cares about his kids. He only care about what he needs. He do not care about nobody else but himself.

He let Barbara Byrd-Bennett, a woman that’s from Detroit who don’t even know the streets of Chicago where I’m from, come in and close these schools.” [x]

Look at the passion y’all!!!

Teach the babies that their words matter yess

THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

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THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!